Archive - Pancake Brain

Did you hear about Tucker Carlson?

(Hello from the other side.)

Apr 24, 2023 •

September 2020

I love you, please vote

Dearest Pancake Brains, Taking a short break from the internet has made me realize that I need a much longer one. As most of you know, almost four years…

Sep 6, 2020 •

August 2020

RIP Mitch McConnell (and a note about this newsletter)

I'm taking a break from the internet.

Aug 7, 2020 •

July 2020

The Greatest Hits⚡⚡⚡

(Hello new pals!)

Jul 24, 2020 •

PSA: Give A Shit About The Collective

The political statement behind covering your mouth and nose.

Jul 17, 2020 •

An Open Letter to Open Letters

Note: No thesauruses were harmed in the writing of this ambiguous drivel.

Jul 10, 2020 •

A quick note for my beloved readers

What are your thoughts and feelings on this newsletter so far?

Jul 7, 2020 •

Boycott Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg currently wields singular power over a platform that could empower the growth of true democracy. Instead, he insists on endlessly…

Jul 2, 2020 •

June 2020

"Make America Great for the First Time"

(This message contains earnestness.)

Jun 26, 2020 •

John R. Bolton and the No Good, Very Bad Wannabe King

"The Room Where It Happened" is that Republicans are a bunch of brazen cowards.

Jun 19, 2020 •

Fuck Tucker Carlson

A roast of America's foremost poster boy for white supremacy.

Jun 12, 2020 •

The Clash at Lafayette Square

Donald Trump is a racist authoritarian. He's not even pretending otherwise.

Jun 4, 2020 •

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